Wondering how to make money online? Then congratulations – You’ve come to the right place…
Make Money Online X is a blog that I’ve decided to create to teach noobs like you how to make money online through the art of internet marketing. I’m going to share with you all of the sleazy, immoral, unethical, greedy tactics of this industry and how I make tons of cash every day by taking advantage of the average internet user who doesn’t understand a damn thing about how the online world actually works. Get ready for some fun…
Making money online is actually not all that difficult if you know what the fuck you’re doing and are actually serious about it. Fortunately for me, not many people out there are smart enough to learn, and most of the ones who are are too damn lazy to do anything with their knowledge. Yep, being an internet marketer is pretty sweet. I get to hang out on beaches in Hawaii whenever I want with sexy women and make money passively while I do it. Too bad you can’t say the same, huh?
Anyway, the point of my brand new site here is to teach the select few people with the brains and dedication how to actually make money online. I’m not going to lie to you though – it’s hard work. If you’re not into that, go ahead and give up and get that job at McDonalds.
So that’s what this shit is about. Now that we’ve got the introductions out of the way, I’ll get started with the actual lessons. Sometime later. Stay tuned, and maybe you too can passively earn money online in the near future!
December 12th, 2009 - 4:06 am
Hi,
I’m such a noob. I like beaches and I like hot women but my McDonalds job is the only thing keeping me alive at the moment. Can you really help? What’s a bookmarking demon? I’m scared of demons, they’re evil. Please post this comment so I can have one of those cool back link thingies, dominate google and get a commission payload.
December 16th, 2009 - 7:06 am
This is noob’s girlfriend. Please help him set up a get rich quick scheme. I’m tired of eating burgers that ‘fell on the floor’ (he tells me that is what he tells his boss) so he can bring them home. Plus I’m tired of those cheesy plastic Disney kid’s toys as gifts. I want Diamonds!!!
December 16th, 2009 - 8:58 am
Hiya! Thanks for the kind, completely non-sarcastic comments, you two! I think it’s wonderful that you have managed to make your relationship work despite the fact that you both live on completely different continents! Love truly knows no borders… :p
If you want to become mega-rich like meeeeeee, please send me a check for $1000000 to my banker in Nigeria. I’ll teach you everything you wanna know….